I have a feeling folks say this to Malaya a lot.
(It’s a panel from this month’s voter-decided Patreon bonus strip! Marcie won! And so have some Marcie. If you’re a pledger, you can go read the strip right now.)
(Oh, and six days left in the Book 4 Patreon, while I’m linkin’ stuff!)
Hey, guess what, I finally got my next Slipshine comic finished this evening, and it’s going up on their website on May 1! That’s, like… tomorrow? Good turnaround! “Head of the Class” is sixteen full color pages and it turns back the clock to January 2013, our time. Look, Sal/Jason had to be done, and they’ve diddled it up exactly twice, are not diddling it up currently, and so in the time machine we went. Anyway, it’s drawn naked sexytimes, as per usual, but I figure I should mention that for anyone new here. Don’t want anyone to get through the paywall and be startled by genitalia and whatnot. It’s there, folks. It’s definitely there. Peruse the Walky Performs A Sex FAQ for additional still-relevant info.
And yadda yadda, five days left in the Book Four Kickstarter, blah blah.
Hey, I can totally put that image on the left there! It’s no worse than the original strip‘s amount of nudity, eh?
Anyway, today’s the day the next Dumbing of Age Slipshine goes up! It’s about Sal and Jason, set in the past a few weeks (their time), and it’s sixteen whole pages! It’s totally up right now! Go subscribe to Slipshine and you can view it and any of the other five Slipshine comics I’ve done! They’re starting to pile up over there.
And here’s the trusty ol’ Walky Performs A Sex FAQ, pertainable as always.
Meanwhile over in the clean world, there’s four days left in the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter!
If you wanna see a two-page preview of the new Jason/Sal Slipshine, then the Slipshine Tumblr has one for you! Be warned, there’s boobies in it.
ALSO: Just THREE DAYS left for the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter! If you want to get a PDF, or a book with a free magnet, or a book with a free magnet and some other magnets, or a book with a free magnet and ALL THE MAGNETS, then time is running out!
Just SEVENTY-TWO HOURS left in the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter! The time left to pledge for all those sweet extras is narrowing! And we need just $700 more to unlock the Carla character magnet pledge level. You could put one on your car! It’d be so meta.
Forty-eight hours left in the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter, and Carla character magnets have been unlocked! There’s now a pledge level where you can get a book and a Carla magnet, plus there’s a new pledge level where you get a book and both a Carla and a Sal magnet! And don’t forget that with every mailable (non-PDF) pledge, you get a free Joyce magnet! Time’s dwindlin’!
Just twenty-four hours left in the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter! Holy crap! There’s not much time left to grab up the remaining slots in the various pledge tiers. And remember, every pledge for a physical book gets you a free Joyce magnet!
As we’re winding down, I thank everyone for contributing to this Kickstarter’s amazing success! I couldn’t make these books without you, and hopefully with all these character magnets and whatnot, I made it a little more fun for everyone.
KICKSTARTER OVER! Hooray and thanks, everyone! I hope everyone loves their book and their magnets once they’re produced and get sent out.
The annual poll for who to doodle inside the book can be found on the right-hand column under the comic, or just to the right. You might be wondering “where is so-and-so?” but the likely answer is “they are the default doodle for a previous book.” I have a lot of books. Danny and Joe go in the two Roomies! books; Mike, Robin, Ethan, Leslie, and Amber go in the five Shortpacked! books; and Amazi-Girl, Dina, and Sal get doodled in the previous three Dumbing of Age books. And so we have the folks remaining to choose from. Choose someone easy to draw! Sal was a godsend last year. You folks who chose Dina for Book 2 remain a thorn in my side. *shakes fist*
Those of you who’ve followed my earlier, pre-Dumbing of Age webcomics should know that Joyce and Walky! is now completed! Like, finally. If you’ve bought the subscription pages from my store, the power to read them is yours, with one hiccup: I can’t access the old joyceandwalky.com server anymore, so I’ve mirrored everything at itswalky.com. So if you just swap out “joyceandwalky.com” for “itswalky.com” in the URL for the last subscription strip page, you can read the final five strips.
*puts the final mound of dirt on the Walkyverse’s funeral plot, hopes it doesn’t spring forth like a zombie*
